Washington Observer Mugs

Terrorist Warning System Upgrade.

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"That one shows our office cliques."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Fear of news.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

Domestic Spying Drones

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

The world of surveillance.

House vs. Senate

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

"It was just a little setback - but the boss had away of making seem much larger."

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

Charles P. Muckenspucker - Mission Creep.

'Why don't you try Luxembourg? -- I'll bet you could conquer THAT!'

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

'Oh, I worked hard on solutions for a time but finally realized I was cut out to be part of the problem.'

The Motherhood

Boris Johnson and the Truth

These networks are definitely treating news as entertainment, but I'm not sure if they're going for drama or comedy.

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Recalculating!"

Man Wrapped In Film

'Firing workers is a craft, exploiting and bullying them is an art.'