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'Now, where were we?...'

"What do you think of a Boehner-Netanyahu presidential ticket in 2016?"

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

State Budget.

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

Beware of the Legislation

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

'Why don't you try Luxembourg? -- I'll bet you could conquer THAT!'

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

North Korea

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

Vote. The candidates are a lot like us --- they have programmed answers for the FAQ's.

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

'I hear it's a grudge match between the three of them.'

Tony Blair

"Recalculating!"

Nicolas Maduro

Austerity Egg Hunt.

Boris Johnson and the Truth

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'

These networks are definitely treating news as entertainment, but I'm not sure if they're going for drama or comedy.

Peace at last !

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?