Capitol Observer Pillows

'Now, where were we?...'

"What do you think of a Boehner-Netanyahu presidential ticket in 2016?"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

State Budget.

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Beware of the Legislation

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

North Korea

Tony Blair

'I hear it's a grudge match between the three of them.'

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

'Why don't you try Luxembourg? -- I'll bet you could conquer THAT!'

Facebook in Crisis

Austerity Egg Hunt.

Peace at last !

Cornucopia of guns

"It's not your imagination. You are seeing Nixon everywhere."

Nicolas Maduro

"Recalculating!"

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'