Civic Observer Pillows

"My fellow Americans, we are one nation, a strong nation, a nation united by the common belief that Congress is garbage."

Voter Apathy

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

State Budget.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

The Three Kinds of People

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

Regardless children just want to fit in.

Domestic Spying Drones

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

The world of surveillance.

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

The United States of Amazement