Community Observers Pillows

'The 'Bin-men' are pretty good here.They take away almost anything you don't want!'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Glance Exchange

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

Nervous at a party.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

The United States of Amazement

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

Take a pill so you won't be one.

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

Victorian Pub Scene

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious