Capitol Explorer Pillows

Belt tightening at the Capitol Building.

'And here you see the heart of this nation's capital. If you roll down your windows, you can smell the BS.'

Capital Building of trash

Beware of the Legislation

"Why are there two houses of congress? If at first you don't succeed, blame the other house."

Partisan America

"I would never have become a senator if I knew I'd have to work so hard."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Love linked

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Sister Cities

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

How About Serving Us For a Change

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."