Capitol Explorer Pillows

Belt tightening at the Capitol Building.

'And here you see the heart of this nation's capital. If you roll down your windows, you can smell the BS.'

Capital Building of trash

Beware of the Legislation

"Why are there two houses of congress? If at first you don't succeed, blame the other house."

Partisan America

"I would never have become a senator if I knew I'd have to work so hard."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Love linked

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

ThrEschers.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Sister Cities

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

How About Serving Us For a Change

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)