Capitol Hill Navigator Pillows

Thin Ice...

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Continuing education.

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Pull and all nighter...

Hospital Departments

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

Beware of the Legislation

Who's In Charge Here?

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"Cardiac day patients?"

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

When you are most likely to be stabbed in the back

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

"Maybe it's not so good that my mentor is taking me to the mountaintop with him."

Sleepwalking Golfer

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

'I helped write the new tax code and even I don't understand it.'