Capitol Hill Navigator Gifts

Thin Ice...

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Continuing education.

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Pull and all nighter...

Hospital Departments

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Things that go beep in the night.

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

Beware of the Legislation

Who's In Charge Here?

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"Cardiac day patients?"

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."

Sleepwalking Golfer

When you are most likely to be stabbed in the back

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

"Maybe it's not so good that my mentor is taking me to the mountaintop with him."

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'