Politics Navigator Gifts

Who's In Charge Here?

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

When you are most likely to be stabbed in the back

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."

Newspaper suicide.

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

'Yes, I occasionally make mistakes but, unlike you, I never have to acknowledge them.'

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

'I need you to be more MORE DECISIVE when agreeing with me.'

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

Confirmation Bias

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

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"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"A word to the wise..or is it a word from the wise? I always get it mixed up."

'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

JC Yomp & Assocites: Semi-professional SCAPEGOATS...24 hr daily.

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

Keep Calm and Cover Your Ass

"Maybe it's not so good that my mentor is taking me to the mountaintop with him."

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.