Congress Observer Pillows

The First Supercommittee

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

State Budget.

Nuclear Security Summit

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

Midterm election s results

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

North Korea

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

Sing along with Mueller

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

Nicolas Maduro

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

The Establishment Election

Cornucopia of guns