Parliamentary Observer Pillows

'...Why don't you go out and get a proper job? Sleeping your life away in that House of Commons...'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Tearing up the Iran Deal

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

State Budget.

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

Nuclear Security Summit

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Midterm election s results

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

Vote. The candidates are a lot like us --- they have programmed answers for the FAQ's.

'Why don't you try Luxembourg? -- I'll bet you could conquer THAT!'

Sing along with Mueller

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

"Please feel free to browse."

Boris Johnson lies his way out of trouble

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'

Nicolas Maduro