Diplomatic Observer Pillows

Nuclear Security Summit

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

"I don't think Dawson understands the concept behind the 'Talking Stick.'"

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"War criminal and felon meet at Whitehouse (moral compass goes AWOL)"

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

Vladimir Putin as Uncle Sam

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

"Hitler Stalin pact in the Arabian jackal desert"

Attila demands Italy and Switzerland. Keep Switzerland but give him the boot.

Adios "Mexico"!

Kim Jong Un returns triumphant from his meeting with Putin - holds aloft a single potato.

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

It may not be correct to call it another, 'Cold War'...but a new 'Cold Front' has moved in.

"I've half a mind to protest."

Opposing viewpoint.

Blair's Apology

Man advertises his Deli at a televised protest.

Helms Burton Titulo III

"He's from the U.N. . . . you can tell by the bureaucrats who came with him."

Venom

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin Eating from Ukraine Cake

The First Supercommittee

The Demand

'I take advantage of your patience and understanding. I hope you understand that.'

Bricks it...

Tariffs on Canada

Miraculous parting of the waters (Not). As the Prophet Theresa leadeth her people out of Europe and on to the promised land.

Veto Powers

"You know how it is! We got a warhead, they have to get a warhead."