Opposition Observer Pillows

Opposing viewpoint.

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"That one shows our office cliques."

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

State Budget.

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Midterm election s results

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"It was just a little setback - but the boss had away of making seem much larger."

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."