Orthodox Observer Pillows

"Hello there. I'm the bluebird of Orthodox Judaism. What do you say you get up, you put on t'fillin and you daven this morning?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

AI Summit

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Gone to seed.

Kangaroo with a smoking baby.

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

Bizarre sights.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

'Have your daily bread every other day.'

Iraq War inquiry denied secret Bush-Blair documents.

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

"Please do not feed the animals." "Please do not eat the people."

Oculist.

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

'How can you be so cheap?'

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"You've done some outstanding work in Public Relations, Benderman. Unfortunately, you work in Accounting.!

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

Opposing viewpoint.

'Man, you are the first parole office to truly understand me.'

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

The artist

Church Parking

End of the Pier Show