Gop Observer Pillows

"How much longer do we have to keep this up?"

Shirtless Congressman Chris Lee Resigns!

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'

'Looks like we've really got a lock on the rapist vote.'

"Trump is under fire from people with disabilities, immigrants, Nato, European leaders....this just in: Trump is under fire from his own party!"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

State Budget.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Midterm election s results

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

'Why don't you try Luxembourg? -- I'll bet you could conquer THAT!'

Sing along with Mueller

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

Vote. The candidates are a lot like us --- they have programmed answers for the FAQ's.

'It's 10 P.M. do you know who's in charge of Egypt - the Muslim Brotherhood or the military?'

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

'Can I Come In Soon?'