Us Politics Observer Pillows

"You're accidentally debriefing a bowl of mushy oranges and dead canaries."

"Actually, every day is take your kids to work' day for Donald Trump!"

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"That one shows our office cliques."

State Budget.

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

The Art of Misdirection

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Midterm election s results

The End of Trump?

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

"It was just a little setback - but the boss had away of making seem much larger."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

Charles P. Muckenspucker - Mission Creep.

'It's 10 P.M. do you know who's in charge of Egypt - the Muslim Brotherhood or the military?'

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

"Sooner or later you just knew it had to come to this. . ."