Us Politics Observer Pillows

"You're accidentally debriefing a bowl of mushy oranges and dead canaries."

"Actually, every day is take your kids to work' day for Donald Trump!"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"That one shows our office cliques."

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

State Budget.

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

The End of Trump?

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

The Art of Misdirection

Midterm election s results

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

"Sooner or later you just knew it had to come to this. . ."

"It was just a little setback - but the boss had away of making seem much larger."

'It's 10 P.M. do you know who's in charge of Egypt - the Muslim Brotherhood or the military?'

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"Hundreds jailed, many hurt as police in riot gear use tear gas and pepper spray to break up large number of protesters..."

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'