Office Politics Observers Pillows

How does this sound? 'The generous pay award reflects the additional responsibilities, workload and stress of the Chief Executive's position.

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

"That one shows our office cliques."

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

State Budget.

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

Midterm election s results

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

"We're looking for people to fire."

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

Charles P. Muckenspucker - Mission Creep.

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

'Why don't you try Luxembourg? -- I'll bet you could conquer THAT!'

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'