Workplace Politics Observer Pillows

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

'I give this one about three months...'

"That one shows our office cliques."

"You calm down."

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

State Budget.

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

'All applicants for employment must first submit to a company physical - We use it to eliminate anyone with a backbone.'

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

'Have you decided who's going to be team leader?'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

'Don't try to use me. I'm not user friendly!'

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

"Well, I seem to have really messed up... Of course I take full responsibility. Gurkenman, you're fired."

'You're not the manager I expected.' - 'So blame yourself for having lousy judgement.'

"Either accept the pay reduction or you get sent down to the minors."

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

Good solution. Now we need a good problem.

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

'Cut out the hearsay and get back to work, Ms. Sims.'

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'