Workplace Politics Watcher Pillows

Smoking a cigiar telling employee to stop smoking

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"That one shows our office cliques."

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"You calm down."

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

"Well, I seem to have really messed up... Of course I take full responsibility. Gurkenman, you're fired."

Worthless B*****ds

"Either accept the pay reduction or you get sent down to the minors."

The End of Trump?

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

'Forget about me - what can you tell me about the new CEO coming on board?'

The Kraken

"It was just a little setback - but the boss had away of making seem much larger."

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

Charles P. Muckenspucker - Mission Creep.

"Hundreds jailed, many hurt as police in riot gear use tear gas and pepper spray to break up large number of protesters..."

'I can't give you a raise... but I can rent you a cubicle.'

Famous Pieces of Paper

"Sooner or later you just knew it had to come to this. . ."

Abdullah Debate

'Oh, I worked hard on solutions for a time but finally realized I was cut out to be part of the problem.'

How are my Lies, Distortions, Mud-Slinging? 1-800 Politics.

'Firing workers is a craft, exploiting and bullying them is an art.'