Workplace Politics Watcher Gifts

Smoking a cigiar telling employee to stop smoking

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

"That one shows our office cliques."

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

"You calm down."

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

Worthless B*****ds

"Either accept the pay reduction or you get sent down to the minors."

"Well, I seem to have really messed up... Of course I take full responsibility. Gurkenman, you're fired."

The End of Trump?

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

'I can't give you a raise... but I can rent you a cubicle.'

"Hundreds jailed, many hurt as police in riot gear use tear gas and pepper spray to break up large number of protesters..."

Abdullah Debate

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

"Sooner or later you just knew it had to come to this. . ."

Charles P. Muckenspucker - Mission Creep.

Rudy, from now on I'm going to answer all employee requests through Twitter. Publicly? Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. That's right. If you have a valid request, you should have no problem with the entire world hearing it. Now, what was that again about you needing time off for a proctology appointment? Never mind. Hold on ... composing a tweet ... How do you spell "polyp" again?

The Kraken

"It was just a little setback - but the boss had away of making seem much larger."

Famous Pieces of Paper

'Forget about me - what can you tell me about the new CEO coming on board?'

'Oh, I worked hard on solutions for a time but finally realized I was cut out to be part of the problem.'

How are my Lies, Distortions, Mud-Slinging? 1-800 Politics.

How is the campaign taking shape? Poseidon is washed up but all the other candidates have a chance. Voters like Cyclops' unique vision ... Mercury delivers his message well ... Ares has support from the defense hawks ... and some say Narcissus is an attractive candidate. Narcissus like the support reflected in polls and loves what he sees reflected in pools!

'Firing workers is a craft, exploiting and bullying them is an art.'