"Well, I seem to have really messed up... Of course I take full responsibility. Gurkenman, you're fired."
Workplace Politics Analyst Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful and amusing gift for a workplace politics analyst? Our collection features clever designs perfect for someone who navigates office dynamics with wit and expertise. Whether it's a humorous mug, a clever t-shirt, or a stylish print, these items highlight their analytical skills and love for dissecting office politics. Ideal for brightening their workspace or adding humor to their daily routine, these gifts show you understand their unique talents and sense of humor.
Schengen
"You're fired."
"Welcome to the future"
Occu-Pie Mars
"Good boy."
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."
Who will determine Venezuela's future?
"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
Flags
They're Not Just That Into It
Pretty Flowers
Build your very own conflict of interest!
Torturing the English Language
We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds
Trump pardons
UK border controls relaxed.
Neo-International Law
"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"
"Away with the warmonger!"
Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are
Oligarchy
A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
Trump! The Musical
"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."
Workplace Politics Analyst Gifts Collection
Workplace Politics Analyst Mugs
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Workplace Politics Analyst Pillows
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Workplace Politics Analyst Prints
Browse our stylish prints that celebrate office wit and analytical prowess—ideal for decorating or gifting.
Workplace Politics Analyst T-Shirts
Discover a variety of clever t-shirts ready to showcase the sharp mind of a workplace politics analyst.