Policy Observer Pillows

Hang on kid, you have to sign up before you get to play with the toys.

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"That one shows our office cliques."

Tearing up the Iran Deal

State Budget.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

Worthless B*****ds

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Midterm election s results

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

Sing along with Mueller

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

"It was just a little setback - but the boss had away of making seem much larger."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

Charles P. Muckenspucker - Mission Creep.

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Famous Pieces of Paper

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."