Congress Observer Mugs

The First Supercommittee

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

State Budget.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

Nuclear Security Summit

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Midterm election s results

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

North Korea

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

Vote. The candidates are a lot like us --- they have programmed answers for the FAQ's.

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

Sing along with Mueller

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

Nicolas Maduro

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."