Capitol Chaos Enthusiast Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the lively, unpredictable spirit of a Capitol chaos enthusiast? Our collection features witty and colorful products designed to bring a smile to any fan of spirited chaos and creative mayhem. Whether it’s for a friend, a family member, or yourself, these items are sure to highlight that love for excitement and fun that refuses to be dull.

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Say What!

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Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings... mockup

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

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"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

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'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.' mockup

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

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"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

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"Fill me in so I can panic too."

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Kiss the Commander in Chef

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Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Man finishing painting through flap in door. mockup

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

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'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .' mockup

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

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Unrest Area.

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" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it." mockup

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

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A doorman fires a gun into the air. mockup

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

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Rats deserting a sinking ship

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Chaos Theory Conference.

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Donald Trump and US Democracy

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"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense." mockup

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

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06 Congressional Record.

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"What?"

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"You stop it, now!"

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"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus." mockup

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

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"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"I thought an illogical framework would work better." mockup

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

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'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

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'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.' mockup

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

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Shoppers

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'I told you not to slam the door!' mockup

'I told you not to slam the door!'

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"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot." mockup

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

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'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...' mockup

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

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"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

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