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Donald Trump Really Will Drain That D.C. Swamp

Say What!

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Unrest Area.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Chaos Theory Conference.

Donald Trump and US Democracy

06 Congressional Record.

"You stop it, now!"

"What?"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Extreme Birthdays.

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

Shoppers

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

My motto is "A place for everything and everything all over the place".

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

"I have a feeling it's going to be one of those days, Miss Primrose..."