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Sick of the 'Fiscal Cliff'? Cartoonists, politicos and pundits need a new metaphor!!

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Unrest Area.

Paging for a Doctor

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Chaos Theory Conference.

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

"You stop it, now!"

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"What?"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'I told you not to slam the door!'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

"I have a feeling it's going to be one of those days, Miss Primrose..."

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

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