Capitol Chaos Observer Mugs

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

North Korea

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

Aleppo & the World

"He's into binge fetching."

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

"Recalculating!"

'Let's arbitrate.'

Self - toppling

Sick of the 'Fiscal Cliff'? Cartoonists, politicos and pundits need a new metaphor!!

Genocide in Gaza

Minimalism exhibition...

'What was all that yelling outside?'

Euro-Meltdown

"So, you want to go see that new movie about the fictional insane clown?"

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Israel's next move?

"Now, now sir, you know I can't give you the injection in your 'prosthetic' arm!"

'That's the last time I reach across party lines!'

'Don't I have enough on my plate?'

"Okay, your story checks out. You're not a Peeping Tom, you're just a creepy real estate appraiser."

"I'm going to ride it out."

"What do you think of a Boehner-Netanyahu presidential ticket in 2016?"

Fish to man aiming at him: 'Ok, Melvin ... I'm coming out ... re-e-eal slow-like. Just don't do anything stupid.'

Major Indicators