Migration Observer Gifts

Our friends aren't the only thing headed south, Fred.

"There go the accountants. Yessiree, down South for the winter. Of course, they'll be back in time for tax season..."

'… and another thing ... when we go south, it's pronounced 'bird', not 'boid'.'

Schengen

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"If I could choose any age I'd be forty-two again. You were hot when I was forty-two."

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

"I love people-watching."

A Migrating Chicken

Angela Merkel and the Refugee Crisis

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

People in street, "Ooh doesn't he take after his dad"

"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

Drive Thru Police Station

Crossing the Road

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

'Officials are puzzled why the population has increased so much in the south and west.'

'Why do birds fly south for winter?'

Europe

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."

'The miles per gallon it gets for city driving is an urban legend.'

"Business sure picked up since the highway went through."