Migration Analyst Gifts

Populist outrage against migrants.

Schengen

The fate of the emigrant

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

U.S. demographic affecting senate representation.

Geese and Angels

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

Man guarding a written border.

Trump to Build Wall

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

"When he asked us to help him move, I didn't know he meant south."

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

If Animals Were Racist...

A Migrating Chicken

'What keeps the gray whales awake during their 12,000 mile long migration.' A whale at a coffee stand says, 'Did you put the lids on tight on those 25,000 cups of coffee to go?'

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

Angela Merkel and the Refugee Crisis

Duck writing love letter to hunter

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

Plane Migration.

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

'You're making my job much harder.'

Europe

'Officials are puzzled why the population has increased so much in the south and west.'

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

Goose Bus.

'A little discretion would have worked wonders for your business.'

"We're borrowing the best features of the Canadian system."