Immigration Policy Analyst Gifts

Institute of Applied Fruit Picking

"As I understand, we stop refugees making dangerous journeys to a safe countey and offer them safe passage to a dangerous one..."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Budget

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

Data From a Truck

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

social services cuts

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"We've been cancelled."

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Commercial Diplomacy at Work

"Look at all of the happy Nebraskans returning to work now that I've cut their federal covid unemployment benefits."

Diner is served

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

Frankly, it’s too grim for a comedy, and too silly for a tragedy.

Obama visits Mexico

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

Surge Plans.

Dictator, Interrupted

Statue of Liberty reads 'The Rise of Nationalism & Closed Borders'.

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"