Migration Studies Gifts

Schengen

Angela Merkel and the Refugee Crisis

Turkey and Europe's Refugee Deal

War Refugee

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

The fate of the emigrant

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Population rocket

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

The Problem with World Population Growth

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Emigrating to France.

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

Geese and Angels

Man guarding a written border.

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"When he asked us to help him move, I didn't know he meant south."

Aging population in Cuba

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).