Migration Gifts

Canadian Geese

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

"Mexico? Amateur. I'm flying to Antarctica."

"My mom is French Canadian."

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Duck writing love letter to hunter

Immigration in Cuba

Geese and Angels

'The Thompsons moved to Florida, the Jacobs to Arizona, but we're still padding around on this damned iceberg!'

Lampedusa Deaths

Goose Bus.

'Officials are puzzled why the population has increased so much in the south and west.'

Bureaucratic immigration procedures

If Animals Were Racist...

Migration to the Netherlands

Geopolitical sandwich

"Polish geese."

The fate of the emigrant

'What keeps the gray whales awake during their 12,000 mile long migration.' A whale at a coffee stand says, 'Did you put the lids on tight on those 25,000 cups of coffee to go?'

'You know straight away when you've seen the first swallow of spring, but not when you've seen the last swallow of autumn'

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

'I've been tagged for study of my migratory habits.'

Populist outrage against migrants.

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

Travel: Special low rates to Capistrano

"I don't care for their politics either, but we have to fly south for the winter."

"I don't care for their policies either, but we have to fly south for the winter."

Every Fall, I get this irrational urge to fly south.

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

"When he asked us to help him move, I didn't know he meant south."

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

Schengen