Immigration Gifts

"You just show up here illegally and expect us to tell you about corn?"

Mincing-machine and nationals

'Just how long do you illegal aliens plan on staying in our country?'

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

Lady Liberty: 'Go STOP Back.'

Pick Your Own Fruit - We're going back to Poland

Help wanted sign on the Mexican border.

'Without a green card, many super heroes from distant planets end up fighting grime.'

Hypocricy of advocates of the 'Chinese Wall' around the US

"Give...your poor...masses...the...door!" - Emma Lazarus

Asylum-seeker proof fence for Australia.

'We're thinking of settling down here -- do you folks have bilingual education?'

'Give me you smart, your rich, your educated elite yearning to innovate, the top graduates of your universities. Send these, the landed gentry by jet-plane to me, I lift my cell beside passport counter.'

'Hi. We're economic refugees ? take us to your welfare department.'

'The United States of America, I hear you knocking but you can't come in'

'My name was actually Smithkowicz, but they heaven-ized it to Smith.'

USA MInorities

The Statue of Liberty takes Trump by the scruff of his hair and makes him read her plaque.

Fortress America

"As my attorney I was able to get you in on a work visa."

'Show some respect, buster! -- I'm an illegal alien!'

Walls protecting the USA.

First Illegal on the moon

'Give me your request in triplicate.'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

New Immigration Law.

Angela Merkel

"I hear the streets are paved with garbage."

"Welcome to the United States."

Refugee Crisis

'I need my illegal aliens - to keep wages low and benefits non - existent!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'If you're born here, you're automatically an American citizen, right?'

Fudge and defer trays in Immigration office.'

U.S. Customs.