Immigration Pillows

"You just show up here illegally and expect us to tell you about corn?"

Mincing-machine and nationals

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

'Just how long do you illegal aliens plan on staying in our country?'

Pick Your Own Fruit - We're going back to Poland

Help wanted sign on the Mexican border.

'Without a green card, many super heroes from distant planets end up fighting grime.'

Hypocricy of advocates of the 'Chinese Wall' around the US

"Give...your poor...masses...the...door!" - Emma Lazarus

'We're thinking of settling down here -- do you folks have bilingual education?'

Asylum-seeker proof fence for Australia.

'Give me you smart, your rich, your educated elite yearning to innovate, the top graduates of your universities. Send these, the landed gentry by jet-plane to me, I lift my cell beside passport counter.'

'Hi. We're economic refugees ? take us to your welfare department.'

'The United States of America, I hear you knocking but you can't come in'

The Statue of Liberty takes Trump by the scruff of his hair and makes him read her plaque.

"As my attorney I was able to get you in on a work visa."

USA MInorities

Fortress America

'Show some respect, buster! -- I'm an illegal alien!'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"I hear the streets are paved with garbage."

"Welcome to the United States."

New Immigration Law.

'Give me your request in triplicate.'

Walls protecting the USA.

First Illegal on the moon

'I need my illegal aliens - to keep wages low and benefits non - existent!'

Refugee Crisis

Angela Merkel

"So, the shop you worked in was bombed, your whole family was killed, and you don't have a job?"

ESTA Compulsory Travel Entry Form Costs.

UK border controls relaxed.

DACA

Fudge and defer trays in Immigration office.'

"Those undocumented immigrants think they can just march in here!"