Immigrating To America Gifts

"You'll find everything here, Comrade—your American passport, Social Security number, birth certificate, driver's license, and Diners' Club card."

The fate of the emigrant

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

UK border controls relaxed.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

Refugee Crisis

DACA

Obama visits Mexico

Statue of Liberty reads 'The Rise of Nationalism & Closed Borders'.

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

"Welcome to the United States."

"You don't want to know."

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free."

Immigration Measures in USA.

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

"It's written in invisible ink."

Human Rights

"All the Biden jobs went to illegal ALIENS."

Human Rights

"We're going have to build higher walls."

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

Immigrating to the City

The Statue of Liberty takes Trump by the scruff of his hair and makes him read her plaque.

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

"He's an asylum seeker."

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'