Emigration Gifts

Emigrating to Oz.

The fate of the emigrant

"Don't waste your howl on the moon—emigrate!"

The emigrants

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

Emigrating to France.

'I know what I've got to do to find a job. I'm going to Poland!'

Modern migration

Schengen

UK border controls relaxed.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Vaccination Passport

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

Technological Dependence.

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

Airport

The Airport.

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

Refugee Crisis

DACA

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Statue of Liberty reads 'The Rise of Nationalism & Closed Borders'.

Obama visits Mexico

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

"Welcome to the United States."

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

"You don't want to know."

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

'Geez, what's with the delay?'