Emigrating Gifts

Emigration towards alemania.

'Do you realize this is the third time we've packed up and moved to Canada?'

Will I need a visa for the states? Hold on, I'll check.

In search of the American dream...

"Do you realize this is the third time we've gotten mad at the government and moved to Canada for good?"

The fate of the emigrant

UK border controls relaxed.

New Guy.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Vaccination Passport

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

Technological Dependence.

Airport

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Trust

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

The Airport.

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

"Be afraid to try new things!"

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."