Expatriating Gifts

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

Vaccination Passport

Technological Dependence.

Airport

The Airport.

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Emigrating to France.

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"You do not have a QR-Code."

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

On today's Ask Sadie Radio Hour, we discuss one topic: the constant flirtation with fleeing to Canada. Canada has universal health insurance, far fewer killings, much less bigotry, more social mobility, better schools, less obesity, 50 weeks maternity leave, blah blah blah. But that means nothing, because you know what they don't have? Panicky media telling you who to blame for the sky falling! We'll be back, after this message from Depends Undergarments.

"Honey, is the car filled up? My project here is finished and after my lunch I'm taking a new job in South America."

'Back in 1956 you were the youngest Briton to cover the Hungarian uprising. You are presently writing your memoirs in Sardinia. First question: how do you feel about the sorry state the London Underground is in?'

Pension planning for Brexit

'They gave me a choice...they would either off-shore my job, or I could keep my job if I moved to India.'

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

"We're watching some Danish television show and convincing ourselves that it's superior to anything on American TV."

Let's do the continental.

A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office

Half French/half English.

English man in Australia during christmas

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

South America and Europe by phone.

"Five Thousand Miles from Chippewa Falls and I feel right at home!"

Tourists

"Apparently, all the people who subscribed to our magazine up and left the country."

'Do you have a visa?'

"Do you realize this is the third time we've gotten mad at the government and moved to Canada for good?"

'You can't find a job?... Have you tried Asia?'

Danny Cipriani Thinks About Moving to Australia.