Expatriating Mugs

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

Vaccination Passport

Technological Dependence.

Airport

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

The Airport.

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Emigrating to France.

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

"You do not have a QR-Code."

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"Honey, is the car filled up? My project here is finished and after my lunch I'm taking a new job in South America."

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

"We're watching some Danish television show and convincing ourselves that it's superior to anything on American TV."

'They gave me a choice...they would either off-shore my job, or I could keep my job if I moved to India.'

'Back in 1956 you were the youngest Briton to cover the Hungarian uprising. You are presently writing your memoirs in Sardinia. First question: how do you feel about the sorry state the London Underground is in?'

Pension planning for Brexit

Let's do the continental.

A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office

Half French/half English.

English man in Australia during christmas

South America and Europe by phone.

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

'You can't find a job?... Have you tried Asia?'

'Do you have a visa?'

"Apparently, all the people who subscribed to our magazine up and left the country."

"Do you realize this is the third time we've gotten mad at the government and moved to Canada for good?"

Tourists

Somewhere in France: Reilly has become more French than the French themselves.