Expatriation Decision Mugs

"I tell you what. If this country votes to remain in the E.U. I'll pack up and move to Spain... if I'm still allowed to."

The fate of the emigrant

Vaccination Passport

Airport

Technological Dependence.

The Airport.

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Emigrating to France.

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

"You do not have a QR-Code."

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

"Honey, is the car filled up? My project here is finished and after my lunch I'm taking a new job in South America."

'They gave me a choice...they would either off-shore my job, or I could keep my job if I moved to India.'

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

"I was told you didn't want a pacemaker fitted."

"We're watching some Danish television show and convincing ourselves that it's superior to anything on American TV."

Pension planning for Brexit

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

Let's do the continental.

A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office

Half French/half English.

South America and Europe by phone.

Emigrating to Oz.

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

'Do you have a visa?'

Tourists

"Apparently, all the people who subscribed to our magazine up and left the country."