Considering Emigration Mugs

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."

Schengen

The fate of the emigrant

UK border controls relaxed.

New Guy.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Vaccination Passport

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

Technological Dependence.

Airport

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

The Airport.

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Refugee Crisis

DACA

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Statue of Liberty reads 'The Rise of Nationalism & Closed Borders'.

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Obama visits Mexico

Emigrating to France.

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

"Welcome to the United States."

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

"You don't want to know."

Immigration Measures in USA.

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

"It's written in invisible ink."

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."