Considering Emigration Prints

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."

Schengen

The fate of the emigrant

UK border controls relaxed.

New Guy.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Vaccination Passport

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

Airport

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

Technological Dependence.

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

The Airport.

Refugee Crisis

DACA

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Obama visits Mexico

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Statue of Liberty reads 'The Rise of Nationalism & Closed Borders'.

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

Emigrating to France.

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

"Welcome to the United States."

"You don't want to know."

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

Immigration Measures in USA.

"It's written in invisible ink."

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."