Expat Gifts

"The worst part of the lockdown was that I lost 2 years of my U.S. visa."

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

Emigrating to France.

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

On today's Ask Sadie Radio Hour, we discuss one topic: the constant flirtation with fleeing to Canada. Canada has universal health insurance, far fewer killings, much less bigotry, more social mobility, better schools, less obesity, 50 weeks maternity leave, blah blah blah. But that means nothing, because you know what they don't have? Panicky media telling you who to blame for the sky falling! We'll be back, after this message from Depends Undergarments.

'Back in 1956 you were the youngest Briton to cover the Hungarian uprising. You are presently writing your memoirs in Sardinia. First question: how do you feel about the sorry state the London Underground is in?'

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

Pension planning for Brexit

'They gave me a choice...they would either off-shore my job, or I could keep my job if I moved to India.'

Go Back to New York

A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office

Half French/half English.

English man in Australia during christmas

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

'You can't find a job?... Have you tried Asia?'

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

Zen Wall Street.

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

Somewhere in France: Reilly has become more French than the French themselves.

'I see that you're a fully integrated immigrant to this country.'

External Revenue Service

"When this is all over, let's move to the sticks."

Big Name Foreign Rugby Players Are Going Home.

"What's full English breakfast in Spanish?"

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

'How's the executive training program, going?'

Urban therapy.

I"m living the American dream in Beijing.

Hell/Paradise

WARNING! The city is a cold heartless place.