Migration Awareness Gifts

Comparing the migrant crisis caused by war in the Middle East with the possible future migrant crisis caused by climate change.

Schengen

The fate of the emigrant

National Everything Awareness Day

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'It's an extinction notice.'

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Just Stop Boil

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Distance to avoid contagion

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Coronavirus Global Alert

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Population rocket

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Earth and the Coronavirus

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

AIDS prevention

"Do you cover hypochondria?"