Migration Issues Follower Gifts

Schengen

The fate of the emigrant

UK border controls relaxed.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

Refugee Crisis

DACA

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

Obama visits Mexico

Statue of Liberty reads 'The Rise of Nationalism & Closed Borders'.

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

"Welcome to the United States."

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

"You don't want to know."

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

Human Rights

"When he asked us to help him move, I didn't know he meant south."

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

"It's written in invisible ink."

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

Immigration Measures in USA.

Geese and Angels

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free."

Animal immigration

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"We're going have to build higher walls."

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

If Animals Were Racist...

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

'What keeps the gray whales awake during their 12,000 mile long migration.' A whale at a coffee stand says, 'Did you put the lids on tight on those 25,000 cups of coffee to go?'

No ID, No Problem