Migration Issues Follower Pillows

Schengen

The fate of the emigrant

UK border controls relaxed.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

Refugee Crisis

DACA

Statue of Liberty reads 'The Rise of Nationalism & Closed Borders'.

Obama visits Mexico

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

"Welcome to the United States."

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

"You don't want to know."

Immigration Measures in USA.

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free."

"When he asked us to help him move, I didn't know he meant south."

Human Rights

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

Geese and Angels

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"It's written in invisible ink."

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

"We're going have to build higher walls."

If Animals Were Racist...

Human Rights

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

'What keeps the gray whales awake during their 12,000 mile long migration.' A whale at a coffee stand says, 'Did you put the lids on tight on those 25,000 cups of coffee to go?'