Migration Policy Analyst Pillows

Why so few people from Latin America try to...get into China.

Schengen

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Budget

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

social services cuts

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

Data From a Truck

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"We've been cancelled."

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

Surge Plans.

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

"As I understand, we stop refugees making dangerous journeys to a safe countey and offer them safe passage to a dangerous one..."

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

Frankly, it’s too grim for a comedy, and too silly for a tragedy.

I Value Your Privacy, So I'm Keeping It.

Dictator, Interrupted

Commercial Diplomacy at Work

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

Diner is served

Statue of Liberty reads 'The Rise of Nationalism & Closed Borders'.