Annual Migration Celebration Gifts

Every year German birds migrate on the same route. An Audubon autobahn!

The fate of the emigrant

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

A man looks up at the earth

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

Annual 'See You In The Spring' Hibernation Party.

DACA

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

Cuba united against blocking off the country

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Geese and Angels

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"You fly into a window, too?"

"When he asked us to help him move, I didn't know he meant south."

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

A Migrating Chicken

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

'What keeps the gray whales awake during their 12,000 mile long migration.' A whale at a coffee stand says, 'Did you put the lids on tight on those 25,000 cups of coffee to go?'

If Animals Were Racist...

Latinos in the USA

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

Duck writing love letter to hunter

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

Diversity...

'I see that you're a fully integrated immigrant to this country.'

Go Britain!

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

'Officials are puzzled why the population has increased so much in the south and west.'

Goose Bus.