Annual Migration Gifts

Schengen

The fate of the emigrant

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Emigrating to France.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

"Well, I'm sorry but there appears to be no vacancies down south"

"When he asked us to help him move, I didn't know he meant south."

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

Geese and Angels

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

If Animals Were Racist...

A Migrating Chicken

'What keeps the gray whales awake during their 12,000 mile long migration.' A whale at a coffee stand says, 'Did you put the lids on tight on those 25,000 cups of coffee to go?'

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

Emigrating to Oz.

Angela Merkel and the Refugee Crisis

"Do you realize this is the third time we've gotten mad at the government and moved to Canada for good?"

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

Duck writing love letter to hunter

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

'Do you realize this is the third time we've packed up and moved to Canada?'

In search of the American dream...