Annual Migration Mugs

San Juan Capistrano. According to legend, the swallows return here every March. A talking building?! It's making a mission statement!

Schengen

The fate of the emigrant

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

Emigrating to France.

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"When he asked us to help him move, I didn't know he meant south."

"Well, I'm sorry but there appears to be no vacancies down south"

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

Geese and Angels

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

If Animals Were Racist...

'What keeps the gray whales awake during their 12,000 mile long migration.' A whale at a coffee stand says, 'Did you put the lids on tight on those 25,000 cups of coffee to go?'

A Migrating Chicken

Angela Merkel and the Refugee Crisis

Emigrating to Oz.

"Do you realize this is the third time we've gotten mad at the government and moved to Canada for good?"

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

Duck writing love letter to hunter

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

'Do you realize this is the third time we've packed up and moved to Canada?'

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?